Friday, December 18, 2015

We all have that one friend

Types of Friends



1. Butt hurt 



  

The friend that gets annoyed in everything that you will say to him. Everything to him is very big deal. He takes comments personally and seriously even if it is not him. He is easily get offended and dramatic. He does not have that "sense of humor thing". He's reactions are always starting with very huge expression. He is the friend that you cant make fund of so don't try to say hurtful words to him because he will take it seriously. It is very ironic that sometimes he's the no.1 bully in the group. 

2. Buraot (Vacuum)





A friend that takes everything you've got  and the most common thing is food. He is very kuripot (tightwad) in everything. Everything in his mouth is "Can i have it?". He is present in free events and when someone treats but he is absent when it is he's turn to treat the group. Sometimes he doesn't pay his dept and again ironically he is greedy. You need to beg him for food or anything before he shares it with you.


3. Mr.Right






It is not the "Mr.Right" you know. This friend is not a prince charming friend but a deaf friend (not literal). He don't listen but if he listens he's reply probably will be "no".He thinks he knows it all and its like you are very stupid when you talk to him. You will not win in conversations and you cant argue to him because "he just knows it all".He always say "no" to your ideas but you must say "yes" to him but if not you will know whats next. At the end you always lose because he is Mr. Right and you are Mr. Wrong. 


4. V.I.P





He's the friend that you will always wait. He arrives last in meeting places. When you text or call him he's reply will always be "on the way". You don't know what are he's reason to be late. He shows up one hour or more after the exact meeting time. 


5. Trash Talker



Indian is not a nationality that i am referring to but a friend that will not arrive and will leave you.The friend that always do the last minute planning. He will say yes to the errands of the group but at the exact day, he will not arrive. You don't know if he's excuses are true or not. He will say that he's broke, he's parents wont let him go, there's an emergency, there a family thing and bunch of different reasons but the truth is he's only lazy.

6. Hyper 



The friend that gets excited at everything. There are two feelings that will come to you when he's with you it is either you will get annoyed or happy with him. You don't know he's problem, if he is insane or he is just gay. He's emotions is contagious and he makes the group feel alive. He makes the errands of the group more epic than usual.  

7. Frank (pranka)


The friend that is brutally honest or bitch. She will say what she wanted to say about you without thinking about your feelings. She is just very honest and this friend is always a girl. More often many of her friends get offended to her and number one on the list is her butthurt friend. She needs a peer group that have the same attitude as hers to avoid clash.


8. Talented




The friend that is good at everything. He is multi-talented, intelligent and attractive. You will brag him to your other friends.You will be proud for him or get jealous. Sometimes you will feel small with him because your other friends keeps on praising him. When the both of you walk in a public place the people will turn their head to him because of his good looks and in the campus many knows him.



9. Clumsy


The careless and idiot friend.He's the friend that does everything incautiously. Being with him is like you are in the prone accident zone. You will not pity him for being hurt instead you will laugh at him for being clumsy. He is the best example of epic fail. 


10. Lucky













He is the "friend of fortune".When there is no important things done in school and when the professor is not present ;he is luckily absent.When your friend still don't have a project and it is the day of submission but unexpectedly your teacher extended the due date. In playing games he is always the winner. He always have that luck that you don't have. Sometimes he predicts something that turns into reality like not having class tomorrow because of the storm coming;before the news broadcast it he already knew that there will be no classes on that day.


11. Slow 





  
This friend is like a buffering video and a slow Internet connection. He catches the joke after a minute or sometimes doesn't get it at all. He always laughs in delay. After everybody is done laughing that's the moment that he will get the joke and laugh. He is also slow like the V.I.P friend.


12. Weird Laughter





We all have that one friend whose laugh is funnier than the joke. The sound of his laugh is very peculiar but very funny. He dont know that the joke is in him.












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